Category: Words and Phrases

I think we’ve just reached the middle of this conversation.

Man, my dogs are barking. I’ll be right back. You know that doesn’t mean you have to poop, right? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8

Your dog’s hanging out. I mean, your tongue’s hanging out. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8

Can you capitalize an exclamation point? Make it super exciting? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8

There’s a huge amount of wolf hair in our apartment. Welfare? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

I’ll just speak into my chest as much as possible. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.4

Do you want this shut, or open? Nah. So…open? Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.9

Shiver me plum-bers. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.7

Ok, I don’t know why I woke up in German this morning. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.7

You know, it’s funny — in a horror movie, when there’s “monster” involved it’s a bad thing, but with food, the word “m...

Can you come over here for a sec? I have all the secs you want! Um…wait. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.6

I think it’s Thomas, but it might be Robert. One of those fatherly names.I think it’s Gary.That could also be it.

I don’t have to use words. I’m too good for words.

Steph told me they pirated a captain. Wait, no.

What bridge? Your sex bridge? ….oh, I thought maybe a troll under the bridge.

I just had a word fumble. A wumble, if you will.